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Paige is:
-14
-a freshman, at a U-High
-female
-living, but not breathing
-breathing, but not living
-a kleptomaniac
-a fantasy geek/freak
-stalking (unbeknownst to him) Neil Gaimen
-punk/emo/goth/freak/geek/nerd/loner hybred
-a music spastic
-socially incapable of herself

Paige is not:
-screaming...currently
-popular...in any sense of the word
-getting any
-living outside her head
-a mathematitian
-on Honor Roll
-athletic

Paige is currently:
-bored...so borred...
-eating ice (which she now can do, because her mouth is free of vicious, vicious metal...suspiciously the same day a new ep of As Told By Ginger came out in which Darren loses his own metal...hmm...*shifty eyes*; AND, YES, YES I WATCH CARTOONS ALREADY!!)
-listening to Yeah Yeah Yeahs. On a mix cd. That she got for free. From Mojo. An 8 dollar British music mag. *shifty eyes*
-talking to herself. Neeheeheeheehee...*rocks back and forth in the fetal position, shifting her eyes*
-Reading Katie's blog and observing today's edition of Frodo the Angsty Hobbit (see below)
-being paranoid- *shifts eyes*
-being pointless-ugh.

AND NOW FOR TODAY'S EDITION OF "FRODO THE ANGSTY HOBBIT"; (So you can't save Middle Earth...YOU CAN STILL BE ANGSTY!!):


Frodo the Angsty Hobbit.
By Katu

Not enough angst for you, EH?! THEN TAKE SAM ON FOR SIZE!! (So you can't control your insane lusts for your best friend/sex master Frodo...YOU CAN STILL BE ANGSTY!!)


Samwise the Angsty
By Karen and Emily
Idea stolen from Katu

STILL NOT ENOUGH ANGST?!?!? FINE, YOU MOTHERF****ERS, TAKE THIS ON FOR SIZE!!! (So you don't really exist except in the mind of fanatic fanboys who masterbate to/with action figures of you...YOU CAN STILL BE ANGSTY!!)


Angsty!Middle-earth
By Jessi and Michelle
Idea stolen from Katu

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